FISHING FOR VOTES
Dad was a fisherman. My brothers and I
have some happy memories from fishing with him on a lake.
Row boats are fun for fishing |
“Careful there!” Dad would urge caution when
I moved to toss my line off the other side of the boat. I wasn’t a great
fisherman, but I could bait my own hook and remove my own fish. I even ate the
bony things, but I always refused to clean them.
I once wrote a story about fishing for
votes, but I never shared it. Since another national deadline is nearly here, the
story seems suitable. Here it is:
Political fishermen
move about casting lines for a prize-winning catch by season’s end. Some troll
the waters with negative ads and generalities abound. But once in a while
there’s a feeding frenzy as voting fish grab a line and swim with it. “Time for
a change,” they say, and go for the bait, oblivious of danger.
Change may be needed,
but so is caution. Our political boat with its freedom of choice has left the
shore, fished for votes and returned with its catch for over two hundred years.
Plenty of people have
rocked the boat, but time after time cautious voices urged balance. “Careful
there. Don’t jump up and change without warning. What’s your plan?”
But while caution was
urged in the boat, a similar scene played under water.
Fish are aware of the bait |
Fish are wily
creatures. Bait can dangle off a hook in many appealing ways, but rarely does a
fisherman cast his line and get an immediate response.
Unseen fish warily
circle around. Prize fish are not easily hooked. They can live with the
intrusion of bait in their waters, biting only when they are ready.
Their choice is the
fisherman’s unknown. All he can do is bait and wait while the fish circle
around to determine the real from the fake.
Can a fish rock the
boat? He can if he strikes the line of a comfortable fisherman who sees only
calm waters. He may be staring toward shore through colored glasses, dreaming
of his big catch.
Under water, however,
the fish may be comparing notes and bragging about the bait they have learned
to ignore.
Uncle Sam and Citizen Sam admire their catch |
In political fishing season some say
they feel like a little fish in a big pond, but to the people fishing for votes
each fish has value.
Count yourself as important, too. Instead
of avoiding political waters, become a registered voter and freely circle the
bait with a wary eye.
When it’s time, grab a line. You are an essential part of someone's catch.